i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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