WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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