We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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