forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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