It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize