Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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