this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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