pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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