Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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