no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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