no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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