Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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