What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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