so explain again why im purple
no
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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