do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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