I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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