He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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