enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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