Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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