Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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