god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
NoShamevember. You game?
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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