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  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:19pm
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    Maybe it's a boy who wanks a lot and likes glitter?

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 9:46am
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    That sucks....Glitter gets everywhere....

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:46am
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    That was Demetri martins joke before it was on my life as liz..

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Jizz is complex.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 27, 10 at 4:09pm
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    glitter was cool until it became associated with that stupid twilight series

  • 58 48
    Submitted by lallaala on Jan 27, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Wait, jizz and glitter ... or glittery jizz?

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:44am
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    Lol I giggled. Slutty but I giggled

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:56am
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    I sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat! Why!? Cuz it's the most ballinest thing you can do! Plus it makes my doody twinkle!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:03am
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    1044 u made my life lmao (:

  • 51 55
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 27, 10 at 2:40pm
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    no PootieTang ur wrong Edward Cullen gets jizzed on all the time

  • 53 59
    Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 27, 10 at 9:38am
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    im so amazing i piss glitter motherfuckers

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:00pm
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    Both of which are fairly sticky...

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:45am
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    Lol

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:53am
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    Haha 10:45, nice my life as Liz reference

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:45pm
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    Glitter is the herpes of the crafts world...

  • 49 57
    Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:20pm
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    sounds like a lady gaga song haha

  • 39 38
    Submitted by ilyface on Aug 19, 10 at 11:11pm
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    KE$HA?!?!?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:02am
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    Congratulations..

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Very good!

  • 32 28
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 18, 10 at 1:09am
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    Ke$ha?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:32pm
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    Haha 10:45, that sounds like someone from stage that I know would say

  • 38 46
    Submitted by radashell on Jun 2, 10 at 9:08pm
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    so youd be lady gaga

  • 45 62
    Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 27, 10 at 10:44am
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    Edward Cullen? Minus the jizz?

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:38pm
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    Homo

  • 17 16
    Submitted by JSleazy15 on Jul 30, 11 at 2:44am
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    Ke$ha

  • 5 1
    Submitted by theDudeFromGery on Aug 21, 12 at 9:19am
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    ...said Edward Cullen

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:39am
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    First