you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Randomize