Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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