In America we eat man semen.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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