Did you just see the Batmobile???
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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