you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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