don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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