Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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