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Fuck
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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