So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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