4 words: hood of his car
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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