I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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