Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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