I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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