I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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