he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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