Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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