Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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