I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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