I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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