Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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