why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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