she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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