Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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