Apparently you make a good broom.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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