Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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