p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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