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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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