she was so not down for the gang bang
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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