is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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